Now then, John Lennon apparently pulled out his cavity-ridden, discoloured molar. A bit of "twist and shout!" Or maybe he used, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". Anyway, I can visualise the proceedings at the auction. The 'Tooth Fairy' would be the auctioneer and the audience would be made up of eager, long in the tooth, dentists. And perhaps, the Tooth Fairy might just use Maxwell's Silver Hammer as some kind of symbolic gavel.
Here are some songs you may associate with the Beatles and John Lennon. 'Long Tooth Sally', 'Get Plaque', 'Gum Together', 'Happiness Is A Warm Gum', 'Toothy In The Sky With Diamonds', 'Love Me Chew', 'Yes Decay....all my troubles seemed so far away..'. Okay, brace yourself, I know you can come up with your own toothy tunes. All I am saying is, 'Give Teeth A Chance....'
Before I go, the photo is evidently John Lennon's prized molar. That's the tooth, the hole tooth and nothing but the tooth....
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