The following posting was typed in front of a dead studio audience. And no, that's in no way a reference to those participating in the "A to Z Challenge, April 2013".
*Singing* : "Z - Y - X - W - V - U - T
S - R - Q - P - O - N - M - L - K
J - I - H - G - F and E
D - C - B and A
Now I know my Z - Y - X's
Wont you sing this song of perplexes."
Or maybe you prefer seeing uʍop ǝpısdn ʇǝqɐɥdןɐ ǝɥʇ
"Z" is for "Zap" as in "Zap My Zipper"
"Zap" it enough and I become a stripper.
"Y" is for "You"
This be true
And why is "You" spelt with a "Y"?
Makes no sense to this guy.
"Y" is for "Yabba" as in "Yabba Dabba Doo!"
Mix it together with these two
Fred Flintstone meet Homer Simpson and what do you know
It suddenly becomes..... "Yabba Dabba.....Doh!"
"X" is for "Xerox"
Think out of the box
Do you copy?
A photo of your bum for all to see?
"X" is for "Xenaphobia"
Things that scare you from afar
Such a fear of that warrior princess
Something you need to fear much less.
If you are participating in the Blogging from A to Z Challenge (April 2013), I do wish you well. May you embrace the ideals of a sharing, caring blogging community. Rejoice in the all different, all equal diversity. Learn from each other and make such knowledge a force for good on our fragile planet.
Yes, this posting was typed in front of a dead studio audience and they are getting restless. In fact, they are heading towards me. "Z" is for "Zombies!".........
0 comments:
Post a Comment